Thursday, January 8, 2015
Monday, January 20, 2014
Snoring too Loud
RICH: Neighbor said you snoring too loud. Keeping her up at night. JOE: I'm not snoring too loud, just dat da walls is too thin. RICH: Joe, she's 3 stories above us in Apt. 5B. JOE Tell her to close her window den. Sound travels, yo. RICH: Just get help, son.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Shitzu Love
JOE: Why everytime you come home, you giving the Shitzu all the loving but den you looking at me all sideways? LISA: All you did was stay on dat couch all day and watch TV. You aint do nuthin around da house while I was at work. JOE: Muffy aint do nuthin either. LISA: Muffy's a dog. JOE: So am I... at least according to you, yo.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Answer Da Door
RICH: Someone was buzzing da bell dis morning? JOE: Yeah, I didn't answer it, though. RICH: Why? JOE: I don't answer da door when I'm in my drawers, yo. RICH: But you was up, son. JOE: Thought it was da exterminator or somthn. RICH: You don't think we got bugs, Joe? JOE: Do we...? RICH: I got a package from FEDEX suppose to be coming; if I got a missed delivery slip on da door, you goin to get it, son.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
I Engaged the Baby Sitter
RICH: You can't be serious, you got engaged to Ellie?
JOE: Yeah,son... so what.
RICH: Son, your baby sitter. Don't you think that's a little, you know; weird.
JOE: No, she 21.
RICH: Yeah but you knew her since she was 16.
JOE: Yeah and now she 21, yo.
RICH: Whatever, son. Wait till Lisa hear about this.
JOE: WHat she goon say, we aint together no more.
RICH: Joe, you do understand that when you and Lisa were together, it was Lisa that hired Ellie to watch yall daughter, right?
JOE: Um, yeah, don't tell Lisa, Rich, please. Lemme move out your crib first. THat way she can't find me.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Hole Socks
RICH: U was at Mike's Football Party? JOE: Yeah. RICH: What hapn? JOE: He told everybody 2 take off dey shoes. I said I got holes in my socks. Mad chicks dere & all dat. So he say aight. Next thing I know, every word dat come out his mouth is like referencing holes. RICH: Like what? JOE: U no; Hole this, Hole dat... Hole up, Hole snap. Like he trying 2 play me. Chicks start laughing. So I socked him, yo. No pun intended.
Monday, January 31, 2011
On your Knees Bit@%!
JOE: I think Im gonna propose 2 dis chick today but I dont wanna get on my knees 2 do it. RICH: Finally someone mans up. JOE: I, I, I... I was gonna lay down & do it. RICH: What!
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