On your Knees Bit@%!

JOE: I think Im gonna propose 2 dis chick today but I dont wanna get on my knees 2 do it. RICH: Finally someone mans up. JOE: I, I, I... I was gonna lay down & do it. RICH: What!

Dreams...

RICH: Why you gotta subscribe to Robb Report and Luxury Lifestyle Magazines? JOE: Cant a brother dream, yo? RICH: Dream or Fantasize? Order Home Depot, Crate & Barrel or something. JOE: Let me be, Rich. RICH: I have, Joe and look where you at. On my couch going on 2 years. JOE: You want me to leave! RICH: Yes. JOE: Aight cool, gimme a year, yo. RICH: What! Go to Rich and Joe community page on Facebook.

Drinking out the carton, yo

RICH: Someone slipped a note under our door. JOE: What it say? RICH: Says "Rich, ur nasty roommate drinks out of da cartons of juice at night. Watch him" JOE: WTF! Who wrote dat? RICH: Is dis true, son? JOE: Who wrote dat, yo? RICH: I dont no, Joe. We got 3 alleys & 6 windows surrounding us. Whoever can see our kitchen coulda wrote it. Now is it true? JOE: Dey lying, yo. I use a cup den wash it. RICH: Yeah its true