Rich and Joe Comic Strip. Take 1!

RICH & JOE (This aint living, yo)

Comedy Series

Written by

Benjamin “Sair” Moore

JOE: Thinking bout pawning a few items to get some quick doe. RICH: Start wit the Wii, Playstation & TV & remote. JOE: Why? RICH: Things that keep you on the couch should go first. JOE: What!

RICH: What exactly is a Stimulus Check? JOE: A temporary high Rich; that when you come down your gonna be hungrier than ever RICH: Then what do we do? JOE: Beg 4 more.

RICH: Damn! JOE: What happened? RICH: Child support kicked in. 34%. JOE: But its 17% per child. RICH: Per household. JOE: And? RICH: Her & Her cousin live 2gether. JOE: You knocked up da cousin? JOE: I didn't know... at first. RICH: You Bastard.

JOE: There’s a girl auctioning off her virginity in Miami? RICH: What’s the bidding up to? JOE $2 mil. RICH: How can u prove she’s really a virgin? JOE: Lemon test I guess. RICH: Huh?

JOE: Another company closed its doors. Another 15,000 laid off. More crimes. More unemployment lines. RICH: Yeah; what would Marlo Stansfield & Stringer Bell do. JOE Who?

JOE: Home depot laid off 8000 employees. Circuit City closed its doors. Sprint laid off 6000. Rich, what r we gonna do? RICH: U ever hear of prayer & fasting? JOE: Fasting I'm already doing. I ain't eat in days, yo.

JOE: You got this judgmental look about you. Like you no something I don’t. Like your better than me. RICH: Man are you High again? JOE: Nah, bro I’m clairvoyant & on to you. You got any snacks in here?

Benjamin RICH: Explain 2 me the term "What don’t come out in the wash come out in da rinse? JOE: If you doing dirt, we gonna eventually find out, yo. But you gotta get cleaned up first, son. RICH: Literally? JOE: Yeah, yo; you gotta take a bath.

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Yo this Comic strip is funny, son. FOr real. I love reading it on Facebook. Holla, yo