There's a girl in my bed, yo

RICH: Son, there's a girl in my Bed. JOE: Oh damn, I thought u was staying at Lisa's. RICH: Even if I was; dat don't give u da right 2 violate my private space, yo. U got a stranger lying where I put me head. JOE: Chill Rich, its a female, yo; how bad can dat be? RICH: Joe, her feet is where my head be at & she got both my pillows crunched btwn her legs. I dont no dis chick, son. JOE: Me either, I met her at Mars 2112.

Who stole da Ciroc?

RICH: U went 2 Kev's 2 play spades last nite? JOE: Yeah he had a card party. RICH: He called me dis morning. Somebody stole a 64 oz. bottle of Ciroc Red out his crib. JOE: He think I did it? RICH: He just asking around. Did U? JOE: Man it was like 40 people in his house. Why he asking U about me? RICH: Joe, did u? JOE: Mike was there. Jojo & his cousin. Larry. RICH: Yeah, U took it. Jello shots tonite, son or I'm dime'n you out. JOE: Okay, yo.

Job Interview Facebook Fail.

JOE: How'd ur Job interview go? RICH: Didnt get it. JOE: Sorry 2 hear that. What hapn? RICH: Some idiot posted a pic of me on Facebook posing wit 2 guns in my hand & a joint in my mouth. JOE: Cant B ashamed of ur past, yo. RICH: Son, did I give u permission 2 post me online? JOE: It was just a picture from 87' aint no harm in that. RICH: The job was 4 a Brinks armored car guard, yo; and U tagged me idiot!. JOE: They saw that? RICH: What!

Big Dreaming

JOE: You seen dat new 7 series BMW? RICH: U seen dat new $2.50 Metro card? JOE: Damn Rich, can't I dream? JOE: Sure, dream; just don’t fantasize. JOE: Theres a difference? RICH: Sure it is. People dream of goals dey can actually reach. JOE: So me dreamin about a white on white interior BM is out of my reach? RICH: Yeah, son. U should be dreamin about a # 2 or 3 train wit clean seats & a working intercom. JOE: F.U, yo