Chess not Checkers

RICH: Why don’t you like checkers? JOE: In checkers anyone can become King. It just don't seem fair. RICH: And chess? JOE: King is born a King till he dies. Got a queen by his side ride'n or die'ing for him. got pawns, horsemen. All ready to sacrifice their life for him. RICH: You like that? JOE: Yeah, Its honorable, yo.

Wash and Rinse

JOE: Explain 2 me the term "What don’t come out in the wash, come out in da rinse? RICH: If u been doing dirt, then you try to get yourself cleaned up. You still might be a lil dirty. Thats when you around people and they see you still got issues. JOE: So the wash is like strangers around you and rinse is like your close friends? RICH: Yeah. Seeing that you still really on that BullS#@T. JOE: Is there a way to cover the dirt, yo. RICH: Yeah, Polo cologne.

Virginity auctioned..

JOE: There’s another girl auctioning off her virginity in Miami, yo? RICH: What’s the bidding up to? JOE $2 million. RICH: $2 Million! Son, how can you prove she’s really a virgin? JOE: Lemon test I guess. RICH: What the hell is a lemon test? JOE: You know; Rub and squeeze...

Child Support!

RICH: Damn! JOE: What happened? RICH: Child support kicked in. 34%. JOE: But its 17% per child. RICH: Per household. JOE: And? RICH: Her & Her cousin live 2gether. JOE: You’re a jerk. RICH: I know.

Turn da ringer off, son!

JOE: New chick I’m dating called me, some guy touched her butt in a club. RICH: It’s 2am on a Tuesday. JOE: She want me 2 come up there. RICH: Turn ur ringer off. JOE: What about my honor? RICH: What about your life fool? Turn the ringer off! JOE: Can I just put it on vibrate.