Funky Ass Subway Ride

JOE: Yo man, NYC subways are crazy I aint taking da train no more. RICH: What hapn? JOE: 2 Train a lil crowded. So a normal looking woman gets on. I get up & offer her my seat. No what dis chick do? RICH: What? JOE: Squat down & smell da seat. She stand back up talkin bout no thanx, u got a Funky A#$. RICH: Say word. She crazy. But ummm... did u wash dis morning? JOE What, yo!