Rent-a-Car

JOE: Rent a car 4 me? RICH: Why? JOE: Hertz wants credit cards. RICH: They take Debit 2. JOE: Yeah but u gotta have $500 on ur card. RICH: Son u dont have a valid license. JOE: Dats why I want u to rent it 4 me. RICH: In my name? JOE: Yeah, yo. Just for one day. RICH: Why, son? JOE: Shorty from Canada coming in. Told her I bought Buick LaCrosse. RICH: Suppose u get stopped & arrested for driving without a license. JOE: I'm not. Im a use ur Name & your ID. RICH: Hell no! JOE: SHe got a cousin coming with her. RICH: How she look. JOE: Stacey Dash, yo. RICH: Here...